suddenly newsletter
stream...surfing the net, pop! reading blogs, pop! arrive at a website for the very first time like a virgin, pop! for the one hundred and thirty eighth time, pop! sign up for our newsletter, pop! sign up for my newsletter, pop! we won't flood your inbox, pop! honest, pop! you can't read any more until you read how you can read more of what you can't read yet, pop! here a newsletter, there a newsletter, everywhere a newsletter, have a website have a newsletter, ee-ii-ee-ii-ohhh, pop! hunt the x, find the x, rage against the imposition of the x, for without the x you can read nothing, and yet it continues, why not sign up for the newsletter first, aha, you don't want the newsletter, you found the x, well, before you go as we see you move your cursor off towards the close tab because we've annoyed you so fucking much, let us ask you one more time...are you sure you don't want our newsletter?...