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...Niggled Nigel, the nazi-adjacent but 'normal' Reform blokey bloke, has won his byelection in Clacton, so will become the MP for the place he was the MP for before he resigned from being their MP a few weeks ago, winning it comfortably against his nearest rival, Count Binface (a comedian with a bin on his head) and 32 other joke candidates, which now apparently vindicates Farage to the good people of Clacton, and apparently we can all now believe that the £5 million he was just given for no particular reason by a crypto-billionaire was just that, a gift that any one of us might have received with equal good grace and the desire not to mention it to anyone that might be interested in why you had it, like for example the MP's Standards Committee who, nonplussed by the interruption of Farage not being an MP so they couldn't investigate the matter further for a while, are now happy to re-instigate said investigation as if nothing ever happened, which let's face it hasn't really, except the wasting of about a quarter of a million quid on a byelection that didn't need to take place at all and a doozy of a quote by Farage himself, who said at his party HQ that the reason he didn't attend the declaration of the vote count was because he didn't want to be "demeaned and humiliated by nobodies", to which the only response is it's really too late for that mate...